Local Bigshot To Pull All-Nighter

By Ryan Cook —

 

According to multiple sources in the Menomonie area, a UW–Stout Freshman has announced that they plan on staying up all night to work on some homework that is due tomorrow.

 

Stating that “It’s gonna be a long one tonight,” the student made sure that everyone around them was aware of the amount of coffee and energy drinks they’d already consumed, and that more would be drank as the night progressed.

 

People around the person who thinks staying up late is a big deal claimed that every now and then they’d make a spectacle of not doing their homework while stating they’d “get to it later.” While the subject of the homework is as of yet unconfirmed, sources close to the student said that “[they] do this all the time,” and that it wouldn’t be a surprise to anyone if they gave up and just went to bed within half an hour of actually doing work.

 

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