Stoutonia’s copy editors kwit

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By Ericc Koeppel —

Do to reasons unknown to the rest of the Stoutonia staff, all of the copy editors have decided to throw in the vowel. However, because of the award-winning student-run news source’s tireless dedication to consistently producing hi kwality kontent, the staff has decided to move on without them)

“i think we’ll get along just fine without any coopy editors,” said Editor in Chef Barbara Young. “I mean, we make so few errors anyway that its not really gonna affect the paper that much anyway,” said Editor in Chef Barbarara Young.

Although we are not yet totally sure yet about the copy editors’s reason for leaving yet, roomer has it that it was do to a scuffle regarding APA style.

“”LAST I HEARD THEY WERE ARGUING OVER THE PLACEMENT OF A COMMA IN ONE OF THE SPORTZ ARTICLES,” said some guy wearing a hat eating an ice cream cone. “EVENTUALLY THINGS ESCALATERED TO THE POINT OF FISICAL DANGER. PPL WERE THROWING CHAIRS, TIPPING OVER CARS, LIGHTING WAY TOO MANY SPARKLERS AT ONCE……. ALL BECAUSE OF SUM COMMA IN AN ARTICLE. I MEAN HONESTLY, HOW, IMPORTANT IS COMMA, PLACEMENT ANYWAY?,

There is no way to say for sure weather or not Stoutonia will refill the copy editor positions in the the near future, it all kinda depends on how many tipe-o’s and things there are in the next issue.

“i think we’ll get along just fine without any coopy editors,” said Editor in Chef Barbara Young. “I mean, we make so few errors anyway that its not really gonna affect the paper that much anyway,” said Editor in Chef Barbarara Young.

“The real kwestion is how significant will a few extra errors in each issue really be?” said g33dtg345a8. “If it isn’t that significant than we mite never hire any more coppy editors everagain.”

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